Redneck Fun
Redneck Swing
Redneck Cooler
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say 'I gotta leak in my sink,' the clerk replies, 'Go ahead.'
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Graden
Redneck Limo
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush ? A Redneck.(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
Redneck Timeout
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof ... up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
Redneck Thanksgiving (if Normal Rockwell was a redneck)